I Watch The Bees
I'm lustful, trustful, and looking for somebody to love.

inconsistentblogger:

The thing that delights me most about comics with both Spider-Man and Deadpool in them is that in ANY OTHER COMIC Spider-Man is the joking little kid of the group but if you put Deadpool beside him he’s suddenly the adult of the situation 

A Deadpool movie in which….

itsmemacleod:

sigurdvolsung:

….he bumps into the Stan Lee cameo in the movie and just goes down on his knees and goes “oh my god, It’s God, and he’s dressed as a school crossing guard!”

THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN 

everything-fuckable:

*buys kinky bra for looking hot in front of the mirror at 3am by yourself*

❝ Falling in love with yourself first doesn’t make you vain or selfish, it makes you indestructible.

Things I’ll teach my children (via infl4ted)

This. Fucking this. Fucking this a million times over.

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