fun date idea: Go down on me while I shop online with ur credit card
I don’t think someone could focus on the internet while I was going down on them.
you over estimate your skill and underestimate the joy of shopping
this is your captain speaking, AND THIS IS YOUR CAPTAIN SHOUTING.
steve stole his old uniform back from the smithsonian because he wanted bucky to recognize him pass it on and cry
things i used to laugh at
- actual jokes
things i laugh at now
- yard sard